fuckyeahdantehicks:

Promotional Shots, Clerks (1994)

36!

In a row?

fem-trek:

deep13entertainment:

Star Trek Pinup style

Sweet lord and heaven

This appeals to my interests.

fem-trek:

deep13entertainment:

Star Trek Pinup style

Sweet lord and heaven

This appeals to my interests.

(via cranniesinmybrain)

Hobbies include:

  • Trimming errant eyebrow and nose hair with Leatherman scissors at work desk.
  • Sighing.
Me: Hi, Mrs. So and So. This is [redacted] Lawn Care calling. We'd like to come out tomorrow to put down a summer weed spray on the yard for you, would that be all right?
Her: Yes. And have your guys bring the weed control stuff, too. There's some weeds in the yard.
Me: (sigh) Yes, ma'am...
Epic.

A lady just called in a panic because my staff has not been out to treat her yard yet.

It’s 10:24 in the morning.

Kill me.

Kill me now.

Creationist Whackjob Ken Ham Wants to End Space Program Because Aliens Will Go to Hell

Sigh…

My day started off really badly.

So i’m kinda shutting down ab it and watching Fargo. 

Fuck it.

Hey, this bald spot in my yard that I don’t water and is out in the Sun all day is full of weeds. Why aren’t you doing your job?

My customers today, basically.
Need.

Need.