This is glorious. Click on the image for high res version.

This is glorious. Click on the image for high res version.

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You Get What You Pay For

abloodymess:

$4.99 for a lobster tail at Golden Corral.

Is that not the most terrifying sentence?? And its true!

I feel the same way about Long John Silver’s $3.99 lobster bites.

I always forget how much I dislike the studio version of “I Want You to Want Me”.

Mondays

Oh, Ringo…

Oh, Ringo…

Just saw an article that alleges that Kanye West demanded two physically handicapped people stand at his concert because he’s a liberal elitist.

No, he did it because he’s tremendous douche nozzle.

Even liberal elitists are saying, “Dude, that was a total dick move.”

If you have a goatee and no mustache I automatically assume you’re a Klingon.

I love how Twelve is so good talking to kids but acts like most adults can go to hell.

lastallianceofelvesandmen:

badwolflaurel:



#so i’m going to hell again

All I need are like five more amps and twenty guitars.

Guitarist from a band that played my bar last night.

I feel ya, brother. I feel ya.