abloodymess:

kellysue:

crowyote:

(via Puppy-Sized Spider Surprises Scientist in Rainforest)

Oh fuuuuuuuck no.  

"Steve, get your hand up there. No, right next to it, we need to give it some scale!" 

abloodymess:

kellysue:

crowyote:

(via Puppy-Sized Spider Surprises Scientist in Rainforest)

Oh fuuuuuuuck no.  

"Steve, get your hand up there. No, right next to it, we need to give it some scale!" 

theonion:

Man Now Too Exhausted To Repress Both Anger And Sadness

trentallsman:

sakibatch:

notjackwhite:

jesus christ

bless these two

"I set his phaser to cum"  lmao, holy shit!  

Orchestras can go straight to Hell.

Orchestras can go straight to Hell.

This is happening.

This is happening.

I don’t know about you, but I enjoy a well placed accordian in a rock song.

(Source: Spotify)

missivesfromghosts:

bleedforyourtypewriter:

Ok here is a compilation of all the software and useful tools I’ve come across whilst writing. Some of them I’ve reviewed on here already, more coming soon. 

Got an idea? Well get planning! Here’s some useful outlining, brainstorming and mind- mapping software:
Coggle 
Lucidchart
Mural.ly
Blumind
MindMeister
Mindmaple
Mindomo
NovaMind
Popplet
Scapple
Tree Sheets
Visual Understanding Environment (VUE)
XMind
FreeMind
Oak Outliner
Work Flowy
The Outliner of Giants
Just want to get writing? You want a word processor:
Gedit
Google Docs
Kate
LibreOffice
Microsoft Word
My Writing Spot
NoteTab
Open Office
Quabel
Ted
Vim
yEdit
Making notes? Here you go:
CintaNotes
Evernote
KeepNote
Memonic
MS OneNote
Scribe
SuperNotecard
Tomboy
Timelines giving you a headache? Try these:
Aeon Timeline 
Dipity
Preceden
Tiki-Toki
Timeglider
Timeline
TimelineJS
TimeToast
Now perhaps you want to organise those notes. Got a lot of research? Character sheets? Images? Well here’s some tools to keep all that together:
Liquid Story Binder XE
LitLift
PangurPad
Scriptito
Scrivener
Writer’s Café
Yarny
yWriter
Are you easily distracted? The following tools will keep you on track:
Dark Room 
FocusWriter
JDarkRoom
Momentum Writer
OmmWriter
Q10
Writemonkey
Zen Writer 
Even more productivity tools to help keep you focussed on your task:
Cold Turkey 
FocalFilter
Freedom
InternetOff
Keepmeout
Nanny
Productivity Owl
RescueTime
SelfControl
SelfRestraint
Simple Blocker
StayFocusd
Strict Workflow
Time Doctor
Waste No Time
Website Blocker
So you’ve got something down? Need to edit? 
AutoCrit
EditMinion
Grammarly
LyX
SlickWrite
SmartEdit
After the Deadline
All done? Perhaps you’d like some e-publishing tools:
Acrobat
InDesign
Calibre
CutePDF
Jutoh
Mobipocket Creator
PagePlus
PageStream
PDFCreator
Scribus
Sigil
I’m feeling generous, have some more cool stuff:
750 Words
One Page per Day
Oneword
Penzu
Write or Die
Written Kitten
Focus Booster
Spaaze
AutoREALM (Map building software)

Enjoy! I may update the list as I find more, or I’ll make a second list.

Reblog for personal reference

missivesfromghosts:

bleedforyourtypewriter:

Ok here is a compilation of all the software and useful tools I’ve come across whilst writing. Some of them I’ve reviewed on here already, more coming soon. 

Got an idea? Well get planning! Here’s some useful outlining, brainstorming and mind- mapping software:

Just want to get writing? You want a word processor:

Making notes? Here you go:

Timelines giving you a headache? Try these:

Now perhaps you want to organise those notes. Got a lot of research? Character sheets? Images? Well here’s some tools to keep all that together:

Are you easily distracted? The following tools will keep you on track:

Even more productivity tools to help keep you focussed on your task:

So you’ve got something down? Need to edit? 

All done? Perhaps you’d like some e-publishing tools:

I’m feeling generous, have some more cool stuff:

Enjoy! I may update the list as I find more, or I’ll make a second list.

Reblog for personal reference

(via jackmarlowe)

The wife forgot her phone this morning. 

She told me she’d be home at 4:30 today.

It’s now 5:30. She’s not home and I can’t reach her.

I’m sure she’s perfectly fine and nothing has happened to her.

She’s probably just wised up and left me for a wiser, richer, younger man with no kids. 

She could have left me the minivan, though.

You got what cut off?

You got what cut off?

I’m hitting a point where I’m starting to doubt what I’m writing. When this happens, I’m sure it’s either because it’s total crap or it’s so fucking brilliant it’s hurting my brain.