Uh oh.

Uh oh.

Is there anything more depressing than bad leftover fried chicken? 

I think not.

Her: Hi, I'd like to get signed up for your lawn service.
Me: That'll be no problem.
Her: How soon will you be out? Tomorrow?
Me: Um, no. You live in [different town] and we won't be in that area until perhaps later next week.
Her: But you have to come out tomorrow.
Me: Ma'am, I can't rush out just to do your lawn tomorrow.
Her: But you have to! It's going to rain!
abloodymess:

fritopie:

Ok, this is pretty advanced- a bacon wrapped hotdog in a bun made from a split sausage.
swiped from www.thevulgarchef.com

fuck you!

Get inside me…

abloodymess:

fritopie:

Ok, this is pretty advanced- a bacon wrapped hotdog in a bun made from a split sausage.

swiped from www.thevulgarchef.com

fuck you!

Get inside me…

Some days you just know that the only thing that can fix you is a large order of hashbrowns.

Afterwards, you find out you were completely wrong.

But hey, at least you got some hashbrowns.

These same posters have been hanging up in this bar for probably thirty years, if not longer. #smalltownbars

These same posters have been hanging up in this bar for probably thirty years, if not longer. #smalltownbars

trentallsman:

markoruffalo:

i understood that reference

halleberiberi:

jennyslater:

"True Detective" quotes mashed up with "Family Circus" comics. Awesome.

The mashup I never knew I needed.

halleberiberi:

jennyslater:

"True Detective" quotes mashed up with "Family Circus" comics. Awesome.

The mashup I never knew I needed.

(Source: timeisaflatcircus, via abloodymess)

One More Thought on The Winter Soldier

That car chase deserves to be thought of along with The French Connection and Bullitt.

I was so upset with the rest of the audience last night that no one appreciated this.
I cannot express my disdain enough.

I was so upset with the rest of the audience last night that no one appreciated this.

I cannot express my disdain enough.