Hello, Newman.

Hello, Newman.

"Someday you could just walk past a fez."
"Never gonna happen."

"Someday you could just walk past a fez."

"Never gonna happen."

Currently watching The Fault in Our Stars and crying.

No one knows how to Labor Day like I do.

whitewhine:

For shame, Hilton. For shame. 

I actually feel this is a legitimate gripe.

whitewhine:

For shame, Hilton. For shame. 

I actually feel this is a legitimate gripe.

I’ve used this as a comment on Facebook several times this past week.

wickedclothes:

Star Wars Dress

This dress features an all-over print of R2-D2 from Star Wars. Currently on sale for just $10.78 with FREE SHIPPING at Amazon!

Why is she wearing it backwards in the second photo?

(via starwarsfuckyeah)

GUISE! HOLY SHIT, GUISE!!!

We have no kids this morning. My drummer decided to take ALL of our kids and have them overnight camping with his and some one else’s kids.

It’s Sunday morning and the house is empty except for the wife and me.

AND SHE’S NOT GONNA GO TO CHURCH!!! We’re going to go out for brunch just the two of us before picking up our mob. It’s going to be epic.

I’m absolutely gobsmacked.

Three weeks ago, my 64 year old father asked me about buying a blu ray player. I told him to stick to the basic models. He kept asked me if he should buy the more expensive one with wifi and all the extra bells and whistles. I told him no.

"But it’s only 20 bucks more!"

"But, Dad, you won’t use all of that stuff."

"But I might! And it’s only twenty bucks."

"Alright, fine, then get it."

This evening, he called me and is insisting that I need to buy his new blu ray player from him so he can go by a simpler model because he’s certain he’ll never use all of that stuff.

I’m having some issues with a Dalek saying, “Resistance is futile”.

Yes, I know the Borg were pretty much a rip off of the Daleks, but still…

bartenderhell:

The longest part of my Saturday is waiting for someone in the UK to upload the newest episode of Doctor Who to the internets…

And then I download a version that is incompatible with my computer and blu ray player and I have to start over.