December 2009
76 posts
My Tumblarity quotient has gone down 12 points from this morning.
EVERYBODY PANIC!!!! oh the humanity….
soultrain:
I figure the least I can do to stop this day from being a total waste is to get plastered.
This past summer I grew my hair out to lengths it had not seen in years. I didn’t have crazy long hippie hair or disaffected emo kid hair but longer hair. Then I cut it all off.
I’m growing it back out. Fuck it. Take THAT societal conventions!
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy Story
“I shall...
The difference being childhood and adulthood...
When you’re a child, being told to take a nap in the middle of the day is like a harsh punishment for an unknown offense.
When you’re an adult, being told to take a nap in the middle of the day would make for the best day ever.