January 2011
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The 2010 Darwin Awards
You’ve been waiting for them with ‘bated breath, so without further ado here are the 2010 Darwin awards: 8th Place In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate to retrieve his car keys. 7th Place A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who “totally zoned when he ran”, accidentally...
If you do a Google Image search for the number...
fuckyeahrandomstupidity:
asdfghjklindy:
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christinadigscaustic:
I don’t normally do these but oh my god so worth doing.
what even..
SO FANTASTIC, REALLY.
I WILL BE PART OF THIS MEME. SOMEDAY :D
WatchWhat’s the cutest thing ever? This is.
WatchWhat’s the cutest thing ever? This is.
I’ve been enjoying the Christmas Day Doctor Who marathon all day on BBC america. Too bad I have to DVR the Christmas Special so I can go work tonight. Oh well…
I just realized I frakked up.
The wife got me a gift card to Amazon.com. and me, being me, felt it burning a hole in my pocket so I’ve already burned it up. Got myself a new Sonic Screwdriver coming my way as well as The Bass Bible, a great instructional book with bass scales, fills, and lines and such.
However…my mother also got me a $50 gift card. Had I been thinking I could have...
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WatchWe bought the boys boxing gloves for Christmas.
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WatchWe bought the boys boxing gloves for Christmas.
sharingtime:
I think a more accurate title to the song “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” would be “My Parents Enjoy Roleplaying.”
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What do I want for Christmas? →
I’d like at least one person to buy my new book!
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What's the best part about watching Maury?
When they bring on a woman who has been on the show four times already but this time she’s 1000% sure that this guy is the father.
Two minutes later, “Deondre, you are not the father.” The woman runs backstage sobbing and then tells Maury, “Yeah, I think I know who it is now…”
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My new book is available on kindle! →
My newest book is available for purchase through Amazon.com’s #kindle service.
For those of you that don’t know, I’ve been a bartender (hence the screen name) for over 14 years. This book is somewhat inspired on my time working in different bars and nightclubs in that span. Some events int he book are even loosely based on real events.
Please read and enjoy.
and tell your...
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“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.”
– Calvin (via calvinnhobbes)
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“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
– Ernest Hemmingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
Dear Tumblr,
Where the hell is the adorable post of my daughter? WHERE, DAMN IT?!?!?!
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The region is in a winter weather advisory. Somewhere around two pm today we started having some freezing rain. The roads in town suck and a lot of activities around town have been postponed for the day. Meanwhile, it’s finals week. My wife is out of town for college. Her lone final today was at 3:30. She has one final tomorrow. She wasn’t all that bright and didn’t pack...
“You’ve got to stop this war in Afghanistan.”
– The last words uttered by top-ranking American diplomat Richard Holbrooke, the Obama administration’s Special Representative for Afghanistan and Pakistan, who passed away yesterday at George Washington University hospital in DC.
[wapo.]
(via thedailywhat)
I like Fritos.
That is all.
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DESCRIBE YOUR LAST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE USING A FILM...
fuckyeahbiglebowski:
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sam-pop:
Bounce.
Toy Story.
alien vs. predator
Home Alone
three men and a baby
Speed
Log Jammin’
The Man Who Wasn’t There
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