March 2012
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February 2012
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Life on auto-pilot
anniesboobs:
I woke up at 4:30 am and went to urinate. As I was washing my hands after that, I suddenly noticed they didn’t feel very soapy at all. Huh, weird, it smells like…
I realized I had poured toothpaste into my hands.
One morning on auto pilot after showering I attempted to style my hair using shaving gel.
Because I'm in an odd mood and I'm a geek
I played the extended version of the Star Trek II soundtrack while here at work. I found it mostly because the original soundtrack didn’t have “Amazing Grace” performed on the bagpipes with the orchestra coming in at the end.
But just now the very subtle movement played where [SPOILER ALERT!!!] Spock and Kirk are talking for the last time before Spock dies inside of the...
True story
When I dream, the story and focus of said story will often shift in midstream to where one dream actually becomes three different stories.
For example:
I cannot recall what the first act of my dream last night was, but the story shifted when some classic era Star Wars toys were introduced. Then suddenly it became a Star Wars story which took place on the Millennium Falcon. The Falcon eventually...
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“I have a bigger yard now so now you want me to pay more? That just doesn’t...”
– A lawncare customer just now on the phone, paraphrased.
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Everything coming up Mo?
I had a thought this morning that I can maybe still get a cheap android tablet. I’m going to have four stomp boxes and a signal flex power supply that, in theory, I could all unload for a total of $200.And there’s a decent off brand android tablet that gets decent reviews for about 150.
Jesus, I’m terrible.
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“I could feel it in my testicles.”
– Me to my wife in regards to how good the cheesecake was at dinner last night.
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Deja Vu
Potential Customer: I would like to get an estimate for lawn care.
Me: Certainly, ma'am. What's your address?
PC: Excuse me?
Me: What's your address, please?
PC: Why would you need that?
Me: To give you the estimate.
PC: I'm not sure I want to give that out.
Me: Well, without that I can't you give you prices for lawncare.
PC: Well, why not?
Me: Because we base our prices off of square footage so I need to know how big your yard is.
PC: Can't you just guess?
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So I’ve decided against getting a tablet. It’d be fun and I’d get a lot of use out of it, but nothing constructive. I have my Droid, I have my Kindle, and I have my iPod.
So I’m shopping for a Boss guitar effect pedal board. Like a tablet, it’s not something that I need, but i could have a lot of fun with it and, since I’m playing in a band again, I can...
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