Mo's Crazy Crap Collection

Part barman, part lawnboy, part author, all man.
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  • A customer mailed in her contract and payment and asked for a call to confirm that the amount she paid was correct.
  • Me: Hi, Mrs. SoAndSo, I got your contract and payment and I just wanted to verify something.
  • Her: Certainly.
  • Me: Now you marked that you wanted the Tree service, is that correct?
  • Her: Absolutely.
  • Me: Ok, because in the amount you wrote out you neglected to include the fee for the tree service. That would make the total $xxxx.
  • Her: What? That's over a hundred dollars more!
  • Me: Well, it's actually seventy dollars more.
  • Her: How can that be?
  • Me: As I said, you neglected to include the payment for tree service. Would you like us to just bill you for it after we perform that service?
  • Her: But I already paid you!
  • Me: Yes, but not for the tree service. The amount you wrote down covered your lawn care, only. You did not include payment for the tree service.
  • Her: But...I already paid you!
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