Part barman, part lawnboy, part author, all man.
(3% filler)
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Potential Customer:
I would like to get an estimate for lawn care.
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Me:
Certainly, ma'am. What's your address?
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PC:
Excuse me?
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Me:
What's your address, please?
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PC:
Why would you need that?
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Me:
To give you the estimate.
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PC:
I'm not sure I want to give that out.
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Me:
Well, without that I can't you give you prices for lawncare.
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PC:
Well, why not?
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Me:
Because we base our prices off of square footage so I need to know how big your yard is.
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PC:
Can't you just guess?
